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You are here: Home / Repurposing and Upcycling / You Might Be a Redneck Wreath

You Might Be a Redneck Wreath

September 11, 2013 By Karen Cooper 14 Comments

NOTE: This post has been updated – you have to read to the end to see the big surprise!

So, a funny thing happened today when I went thrift shopping on my lunch break.

I have found all kinds of odd things at thrift stores, but this was in a category all its own.

A bag of Foxworthys (or is it “Foxworthies”?).

Some of you may have seen my Instagram picture (follow me on Instagram here):

You never know what you'll find at the thrift store - Jeff Foxworthy dolls - thediybungalow.com

A whole bag of Jeff Foxworthy dolls (and one Larry the Cable Guy, who I thought was Burt Reynolds), for only $3.99! Seriously, what a bargain!

I thought about it. I wondered. I left it on the display and found other goodies. I came back and the bag of Foxworthies was still there! Imagine! In Georgia, no less.

I texted the photos to my friend Cynthia, who immediately sent me a challenge:

screen shot challenge - Dogs Don't Eat Pizza

She threw down the gauntlet and I accepted the challenge. I immediately pictured what I was going to make. It turned out just how I envisioned, too. I present to you:

The “You Might Be a Redneck” Wreath!

You Might Be a Redneck Wreath - thediybungalow.com

It goes perfectly with our Alabama football sign!

You Might Be a Redneck Wreath Close-Up - thediybungalow.com

Perfect for fall decorating!

Fall decor with You Might Be a Redneck Wreath - thediybungalow.com

I know you all are wondering how I made such a GORGEOUS wreath, right?? Well, I’m going to tell you.

Now, “you might be a redneck if” you bought a whole bag of Foxworthies plus one Larry the Cable Guy, and then emptied them out on your counter, much to the shock and dismay of your children (or “kin,” if you are a redneck).

The Jeff Foxworthy Dolls for the You Might Be a Redneck Wreath - thediybungalow.com

There were eight Jeffs and one Larry. I still think he looks like Burt Reynolds. Anyway…

“You might be a redneck if” you then found a wreath form in the closet and began wrapping it in a red bandanna (both the form and the bandanna came from the Dollar Store, FYI).

Wrap the wreath form with a red bandanna for a You Might Be a Redneck Wreath - thediybungalow.com

 And “you might be a redneck if” you secured the bandanna around the wreath form with a staple gun.  Wrap the bandanna all the way around the wreath form. It only took one bandanna, but it was a bit thin at the end. Two would work better.

Only a red bandanna will do for a You Might Be a Redneck Wreath - thediybungalow.com

And if you then glued the Jeff Foxworthies to the wreath, using Fabri-Tac fabric glue, you, yourself, “might be a redneck.”

You Might Be a Redneck Wreath conversation - thediybungalow.com

I glued their hands together, so that it looks like a giant show of redneck solidarity (or they could be singing “Give Peace a Chance.”  Either way).

I then took part of an old belt and looped it around the form to make a strap to hang the wreath.

You Might Be a Redneck Wreath - thediybungalow.com

Challenge complete. How’d I do?

UPDATE: So, here’s the best part! I actually met Jeff Foxworthy and told him about this wreath!

Jeff Foxworthy and he liked my wreath - thediybungalow.com

We were on the same flight from Salt Lake City to Atlanta, and the flight was delayed. I knew that an opportunity like this would only come around once in a lifetime and I HAD to show him the wreath!

I showed him this post and he LOVED the wreath! He said it was funny – which is good – that was the spirit in which it was intended!

He is the nicest guy, y’all. Seriously. He could not have been more gracious with both me and other fans who wanted selfies, and he was lovely to talk to.  And he loved the wreath! That was the best!

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Filed Under: Decorating, DIY, Repurposing and Upcycling 14 Comments

About Karen Cooper

Hi! I'm Karen. I call myself a “recovering lawyer” - I traded in my power suits for power tools and a life of DIY adventures. Join me for DIY, home decorating, repurposing and upcycling, and organizing projects and tips as I transform a 1929 Tudor bungalow into our home. I believe in merging old and new to make a house a home.

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Comments

  1. Cynthia says

    September 11, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    You’ve outdone yourself. Really. What began with a photo-less text that said only “Free Burt Reynolds!” and much attendant confusion on my part ends with positively atrocious decor. If that’s not “Rescue, Recycle, Redo, Redecorate,” I don’t know what is. Kudos for rescuing the Foxworthies and cracking me up all afternoon.

    Reply
    • Karen Cooper says

      September 11, 2013 at 9:51 pm

      Thank you, friend. It was a blast. Let’s do it again soon.

      Reply
  2. Danielle says

    September 11, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    You’re so funny! I can’t believe these dolls even exist.

    Reply
    • Karen Cooper says

      September 11, 2013 at 9:50 pm

      I know – who knew? And in such large quantities! Thank you.

      Reply
  3. Holly says

    September 11, 2013 at 9:56 pm

    Dying laughing Karen! Too funny. Who knew Jeff Foxworthy dolls even existed and who knew you could make a wreath out of them!

    Reply
    • Karen Cooper says

      September 11, 2013 at 9:59 pm

      Thanks! Cynthia and I were wondering if people were going to think I’d lost my mind. But seriously, we laughed about this all day long. Totally fun.

      Reply
  4. Jona@bohowillow says

    September 11, 2013 at 10:08 pm

    HILARIOUS. That’s all I’ve got!

    Reply
    • Karen Cooper says

      September 11, 2013 at 10:14 pm

      Thanks!

      Reply
  5. Charlotte@Ciburbanity says

    September 12, 2013 at 9:23 am

    By my count, you’ve got three more Jeff’s left and a Larry…Bookends? Wall sconce? Hooks? The joy of DIY! 🙂

    Reply
    • Karen Cooper says

      September 12, 2013 at 9:31 am

      I know! The possibilities are endless!

      Reply
  6. Atta Girl Amy says

    September 12, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    Girl, I just tweeted this to Jeff Foxworthy.

    And I’m thinking Larry the Cable Guy would be thrilled to be mistaken for Burt Reynolds. 🙂

    And yes, I think your redneck status is cemented. Can we expect a “hey y’all watch this?” series on the blog soon?

    Reply
    • Karen Cooper says

      September 12, 2013 at 1:17 pm

      No way, Amy! That is awesome. I hope he likes the tribute. 😉 Thanks!

      Reply
  7. Cheryl Brindle says

    September 14, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Cool … and you can say for sure that no one has ever seen this on any post. You’re the first. Too funny. My hubs loves it, especially the “Why are we holding hands” bubble!

    Reply
    • Karen Cooper says

      September 14, 2013 at 5:01 pm

      Awesome! Thanks!

      Reply

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